Guest auburn warrior Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 tim tebow , greg mcelroy, mark ingram, and cam newton all 4 walk into a restauraunt, i'll have a salad and a cup of chili, since im going to the nfl, and im gonna be the cover athlete for ncaa football, tebow said, we'll have 3 choclate cookies, and a glass of milk because we believe in santa clause, mcelroy and ingram said, ill have chicken, steak, lobster, salad, chili, a choclate cookie, and dr pepper all for a $1, cam newton said, how come you get so much for a $1 mcelroy and ingram asked, because im a auburn tigers and yall are something, newton replied, this is otrage mcelroy and ingram replied, tebow had no comment since he was in the restauraunt illegally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
around4ever 4,139 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Roses are red, Violets are blue. I like peanut butter, Can you roller blade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA 1 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Who bought the underage guy the alcohol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Brown 2,391 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Waaaaay over my head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MJ2144 0 Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Where's the punch line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Autiger88 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I think this was one of those you had to be there Jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourthvision 0 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnEngineer 0 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 WTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUNaughty7 0 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together? Hahahahaha thats great. It should be aclosements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimme back that fish! 0 Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 tim tebow , greg mcelroy, mark ingram, and cam newton all 4 walk into a restauraunt, i'll have a salad and a cup of chili, since im going to the nfl, and im gonna be the cover athlete for ncaa football, tebow said, we'll have 3 choclate cookies, and a glass of milk because we believe in santa clause, mcelroy and ingram said, ill have chicken, steak, lobster, salad, chili, a choclate cookie, and dr pepper all for a $1, cam newton said, how come you get so much for a $1 mcelroy and ingram asked, because im a auburn tigers and yall are something, newton replied, this is otrage mcelroy and ingram replied, tebow had no comment since he was in the restauraunt illegally Hey, I didn't get this. Can someone explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Hatch 0 Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ2144 0 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Knock knock Who's there? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,564 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 JUUUUUUUUUUUST A BIT OUTSIDE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Burrito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRuthven 0 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
femme4au 0 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Roses are red, Violets are blue. I like peanut butter, Can you roller blade? I love really good poetry like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macus23 24 Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdgen 2 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long? to make people appreciate being able to use abbreviations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourthvision 0 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 did you know the words ten letters is ten letters long and that two words is two words long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Defiant 133 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 What can you put into a barrel to make it Lighter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AUorgonicsAU 0 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 If watermelons are full of water, what does this say about kumquats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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