AWK 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A. because it was a moral victory for Jimmy Q. How many times will I be asked today, Taylor, Why are all Auburn guys as beautiful as you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 a: As many times as your co-workers take pity on you (I've met you, remember?) q: What exactly happens when the leevee breaks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: New Orleans receives a much needed cleaning. Q: Why is it that to stop your computer, you have to click on "Start"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Cause Bill says so Q: How can you actually "pre" heat your oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 a: As many times as your co-workers take pity on you (I've met you, remember?)q: What exactly happens when the leevee breaks? 210043[/snapback] hahahahaha yes a. You have to be play some romantic music, light a few candles, etc. Q. Paper or plastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 a: I prefer papyrus. q: Bama fans nickname - Bammers or Gumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 bammers would you rather be hot or cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Hot easier to play golf in hot weather Q: Must we have a different colored little ribbon for everything that can potentialy happen to you sickness wise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A. Im not sure, but im selling ribbons for the horrible disease of Diahrea Q. What circles around Uranus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTiger 3,928 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: don't want to know..... Q: Who's responsible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Those folks that started selling us brown ribbons. Q: Who invented spam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: During WWII it was made to feed the troops a "ready to eat" meal in the field..or were you speaking of internet Spam? Q: Why can't Football Season be as long as baseball season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Because baseball season got jealous of basketball season and told football season to piss off. Q: Who had you rather see with a noose around their neck? Spurrier or Shula? And why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 a: Spurrier. He has beaten Auburn before. q: Won't you tell me, where have all the good times gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: They're back in our 18-22 year old days....ya know? Q: Does algebra really serve a purpose? Somebody please tell me because I've never used it outside of my freshman year in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsixfive 328 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Depends on what you go into. I use it all the time, but I never use psychology, literature , or geography (and whatever else gen ed crap I had to take). Q: Here's one I've been asking forever, especially when I was having to write hippie papers instead of concentrating on important classes. Why do they make you take that useless stuff when it doesn't pertain to your major? (Don't give me that "well rounded" excuse). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Depends on what you go into. I use it all the time, but I never use psychology, literature , or geography (and whatever else gen ed crap I had to take).Q: Here's one I've been asking forever, especially when I was having to write hippie papers instead of concentrating on important classes. Why do they make you take that useless stuff when it doesn't pertain to your major? (Don't give me that "well rounded" excuse). 210124[/snapback] A. To keep the hippie professors "gainfully" employed and corralled in one location so they can do less damage and the CIA can find them easier... I mean you yourself just said that you never use any of the gen ed crap you took, so except for a few kids that would have turned out to be pinkos anyway, what harm do they really do? Nada. Q. Is Captain Liger going though some major female hating issues right now for a specific reason, or is there another reason for his every question being a candidate for Neanderthal Post of the Month? (Snakes in OUR heads? Please...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vatz22au 142 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: Depends on what you go into. I use it all the time, but I never use psychology, literature , or geography (and whatever else gen ed crap I had to take).Q: Here's one I've been asking forever, especially when I was having to write hippie papers instead of concentrating on important classes. Why do they make you take that useless stuff when it doesn't pertain to your major? (Don't give me that "well rounded" excuse). 210124[/snapback] A. To keep the hippie professors "gainfully" employed and corralled in one location so they can do less damage and the CIA can find them easier... I mean you yourself just said that you never use any of the gen ed crap you took, so except for a few kids that would have turned out to be pinkos anyway, what harm do they really do? Nada. Q. Is Captain Liger going though some major female hating issues right now for a specific reason, or is there another reason for his every question being a candidate for Neanderthal Post of the Month? (Snakes in OUR heads? Please...) 210127[/snapback] A: Seems like a divorce Q: Why does Auburn insist on putting GTA's in a position to teach math classes when they dont even speak fluent english? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 so i would flunk and have to pay for another quarter of school. whose the next us president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 a: John McCain (hey, there are much worse candidates out there) q: Who is the next Auburn football commitment for 2006? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsixfive 328 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: I predict another strong DE to ensure John Willy Wanker gets plenty of "back" time in his long and storied career as the Turd leader. Q: Anyone see this show "House"? I'm not buying into it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: Nah, I'm hooked on Lost and The Biggest Loser right now. Q: Can we have a Neanderthal Post of the Month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A: Sounds good to me, but, What do I know? (Hey, an answer and a question!) Q: Will uaters start their "WE will play for mnc #123,560" after their FIRST win of '06? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 A : Yes Q: What will be the first game they lose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 a: Hopefully Hawaii, but realistically Arkansas q: How does your garden grow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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