Global Warming Research and it's ties to Alabama

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FOX NEWS SPORTS & WEATHER

According to a study to be published on Friday, two of the world's

leading climatologists have gone on record saying that the extreme heat

in the Southeast is not a result of global warming. The two Swedish

experts have identified the source of the heat as being centralized in

the great state of Alabama.

According to their findings, it is a localized phenomenon that has

occurred 9 times in the last 25 years. Apparently, every time the

University of Alabama hires a new football coach the collective hot air

espoused from the "Bama Nation" about National and Conference

championships and premature recruiting "commitments" actually causes a

significant increase in air temperatures in the Southern US.

The study went on to confirm that the natural progression of the

following events will cause the heat wave to subside rather rapidly

after the first of September. Among other things, the scientists note

that: UA quarterback Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson will spend so much time

on his back during the month of September that law enforcement will

arrest him on suspicion of engaging in prostitution; the assistant

coaching staff at UA that couldn't get arrested selling Gravy Train at a

Michael Vick barbecue will be exposed for the inexperienced group that

they are; and, finally, Coach Nick LepreSaban will be seen firmly

clutching his pot of gold while mumbling about unrealistic fan

expectations to the media.

The study has confirmed that by the end of September more seasonable

weather should reappear.

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