Top Ten..........

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TOP TEN REASONS MARTHA STEWART WILL BE GOOD FOR THE PRISON SHE IS SENT TO.

10. The food will have to improve.

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9. We will finally see 100 ways to look good in an orange jumpsuit.

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8. Are these sheets from my "Martha Stewart Everday Collection?"

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7. All the "salads" will be properly "tossed" with only the finest condiments!

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6. The other inmates will have ready access to inside info

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5. She can show ALL her cellmates how to "turn bars into beautiful!!"

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4. "Bitch" will be a compliment for her now. (Edit if necessary).

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3. That gray paint on the bars must be replaced, it is much too depressing. I think a nice mauve would be nice.

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2. Privacy while performing necessary bodily functions: it WAS a good thing!

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Drum Roll

1. When she drops the scented soap, at least things will smell good before........

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No more dirty needles!

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Weave sun hats for daily outings to the highway for trash pickup detail.