What are you?

[DKW 86 7,447]

From tandt on RightNation.US?

Are you a Democrat or a Republican or a Southern Republican?

In order to tell the differences between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans, pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a large knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, and raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Kerry Democrats' Answer:

• Well, that is not enough information to answer the question!

• Does the man look poor or oppressed?

• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

• Could we run away?

• What does my wife think?

• What about the kids?

• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

• What does the law say about this situation?

• Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of a message does this send to society and my children?

• Is it possible he'd be happy just killing me?

• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

• Should I call 9-1-1?

• Why is this street so deserted?

• We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

• This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a Few days and Try to come up with a consensus.

Republicans' Answer:

• BANG!

Southern Republicans' Answer:

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

• (sounds of reloading) . . .

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Southern Republicans Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those Winchester Silver Tips?"

BTW, I am a Southern Republican , no doubt! Mine would more likely be a M-1911-A though.

[MDM4AU 336]

Definitely Southern Republican (Conservative First though).

It would have been like BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Reload only to watch any left run like the wind.

Ruger Red Hawk .44 Mag.

P.S.

Al will definitely think this is stupid!

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[TexasTiger 13,046]

From tandt on RightNation.US?

Are you a Democrat or a Republican or a Southern Republican?

In order to tell the differences between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans, pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a large knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, and raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Kerry Democrats' Answer:

• Well, that is not enough information to answer the question!

• Does the man look poor or oppressed?

• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

• Could we run away?

• What does my wife think?

• What about the kids?

• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

• What does the law say about this situation?

• Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of a message does this send to society and my children?

• Is it possible he'd be happy just killing me?

• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

• Should I call 9-1-1?

• Why is this street so deserted?

• We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

• This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a Few days and Try to come up with a consensus.

Republicans' Answer:

• BANG!

Southern Republicans' Answer:

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

• (sounds of reloading) . . .

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Southern Republicans Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those Winchester Silver Tips?"

BTW, I am a Southern Republican , no doubt! Mine would more likely be a M-1911-A though.

What if you kick his ass with your bare hands?

[MDM4AU 336]

What if you kick his ass with your bare hands?

Fair enough!

[TitanTiger 20,517]

What if he knows just as much martial arts mojo as you do?

I'll take the Glock, thank you.

[TexasTiger 13,046]

What if he knows just as much martial arts mojo as you do?

I'll take the Glock, thank you.

I was just kiddin'. Actually, I'd blow the guy away with my AMERICAN made Smith & Wesson. Tough Democrats buy American.

[Tiger in Spain 0]

Southern Republican!! SIG P226 here.

[MDM4AU 336]

Tough Democrats buy American.

It ain't just a "Dirty Dem" thing!

Sturm, Ruger & Co.: American Made Since 1949

[CarolinaTiger 0]

• We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

[stoic-one 1,549]

Southern Republican!! SIG P226 here.

Same here, and BTW, you all did notice DKW kept it to 10 rounds.....

[CCTAU 3,350]

What if he knows just as much martial arts mojo as you do?

I'll take the Glock, thank you.

I was just kiddin'. Actually, I'd blow the guy away with my AMERICAN made Smith & Wesson. Tough Democrats buy American.

Depends on when you bought it as to whether or not it is truly an american product. At one point in time it was a british socialist product. Oh, but I guess that's the same thing as a "tough demoncrat."

[CCTAU 3,350]

Southern Republican!!  SIG P226 here.

Same here, and BTW, you all did notice DKW kept it to 10 rounds.....

Yep. I believe my Taurus PT99 holds 15 + 1. Sooooo. If I was still in the mood, I guess I could pop in another clip after 16????

[Argo 8]

Southern Republican!!  SIG P226 here.

Same here, and BTW, you all did notice DKW kept it to 10 rounds.....

Yep. I believe my Taurus PT99 holds 15 + 1. Sooooo. If I was still in the mood, I guess I could pop in another clip after 16????

You've go to unload everything you got to help with the insanity plee. After all, the media is going to make the attacker out to be an individual that needed help, not killing.

[DKW 86 7,447]

Southern Republican!!  SIG P226 here.

Same here, and BTW, you all did notice DKW kept it to 10 rounds.....

I am a wimp that way....

[Tiger in Spain 0]

After all, the media is going to make the attacker out to be an individual that needed help, not killing.

Unless of course you are a white heterosexual republican southern male.

[Tigermike 3,057]

Glock 19

"Tyranny thrives best where government need not fear the wrath of an armed people"

[TexasTiger 13,046]

From tandt on RightNation.US?

Are you a Democrat or a Republican or a Southern Republican?

In order to tell the differences between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans, pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a large knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, and raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Kerry Democrats' Answer:

• Well, that is not enough information to answer the question!

• Does the man look poor or oppressed?

• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

• Could we run away?

• What does my wife think?

• What about the kids?

• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

• What does the law say about this situation?

• Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of a message does this send to society and my children?

• Is it possible he'd be happy just killing me?

• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

• Should I call 9-1-1?

• Why is this street so deserted?

• We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

• This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a Few days and Try to come up with a consensus.

Republicans' Answer:

• BANG!

Southern Republicans' Answer:

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

• (sounds of reloading) . . .

• BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Southern Republicans Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those Winchester Silver Tips?"

BTW, I am a Southern Republican , no doubt! Mine would more likely be a M-1911-A though.

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The only thing Republicans recycyle is their jokes.