Men vs Alabama Game Thread

[Maverick.AU 13,281]

A little over an hour before tip, let's get this dub!

[augolf1716 21,197]

3 minutes ago, Maverick.AU said:

A little over an hour before tip, let's get this dub!

I'm old memory ain't what it use to be but isn't the game on Wed

[aubiefifty 16,803]

mav welcome to the club. i screw up all the time. ask any mod........grins

[aubiefifty 16,803]

KD steals the ball and races down the court. he has his hollywood face on folks. he fakes a drive to the basket,pivots, makes a beautiful pass to cardwell who slams it home! the crowds going nuts! we got a real slobber knocker here tonight folks. we will return after this brief message............

[aubiefifty 16,803]

bama calls a timeout. none of the players know how to lace up their sneakers and the equipment guy is on youtube watching the arkie threesome. this may take a while folks. be sure and buy golden flake chips and golfs groovy gummies. they make a great pair and what a great way to support auburn!

Edited February 6 by aubiefifty

[aubiefifty 16,803]

well folks bama is trying to wage a come back! their sisters are on the sideline cheering like the dickens for them. it does not seem to inspire the bama players as they are uglier than homemade sin. pass em some midol to calm em down..................

[WillMunny 1,378]

I was getting excited...

[aubiefifty 16,803]

why do they call big al big when he is hung like a squirrel? bama fans always blow things out of proportion. we will ponder these and more questions when we come back big shooters.

Edited February 6 by aubiefifty

[aubiefifty 16,803]

5 minutes ago, WillMunny said:

I was getting excited...

join in will! i told you guys if i did not know it i would make it up. and now mav owes me big time!

Edited February 6 by aubiefifty

[aubiefifty 16,803]

well folks it is halftime. we seem to have a little bit of trouble as the vice squad has come in and arrested all the bama cheerleaders.it must be bad as the crowd has thrown several boxes of rid ex at the bama bench. i am already beginning to itch! good grief!

[WillMunny 1,378]

Lior Berman a has triple double 23-15-10 at the half, but was ejected for shattering the backboard on a monster dunk over 3 Bama bigs.

Edited February 7 by WillMunny

[Jgarrett7 957]

My wife looked at me sideways when I gasped from seeing this and thinking I was missing the game

[WillMunny 1,378]

Maintenance crew almost done replacing backboard as the 2nd half start is temporarily delayed...

[Leftfield 2,604]

1 hour ago, Maverick.AU said:

A little over an hour before tip, let's get this dub!

[WillMunny 1,378]

2nd half just under way with Lior Berman in street clothes after ejection.

Aden Holloway opens up the scoring by hitting his 7th three in a row.  AU up 76-23.

[WillMunny 1,378]

A dunk by Johni Broome!

Wait, what is that...Morgan Freeman running onto the court to tackle Broome!!!  What is Morgan Freeman doing here?

Pandamonium breaks out.

[WillMunny 1,378]

Timeout at 13:37 remaining, and Bruce Pearl has taken his shirt off already...Nate Oats sitting quietly on the far end of the Bama bench.

[WillMunny 1,378]

Play resumes after order is restored.

9:55 to go with AU up 105-41.  First unit coming back in, and they look HUNGRY.

[Maverick.AU 13,281]

2 hours ago, augolf1716 said:

I'm old memory ain't what it use to be but isn't the game on Wed

I been working night shift* my bad lol

Edited February 7 by Maverick.AU

[Maverick.AU 13,281]

This will still serve at as the game thread and if we lose blame me 

[augolf1716 21,197]

3 minutes ago, Maverick.AU said:

I been working night shift* my bad lol

Night shifts suck

[Maverick.AU 13,281]

Just now, augolf1716 said:

Night shifts suck

U ain't lyin 

[BustemBigBlue 176]

“Dylan Cardwell moonwalks down the court after hitting his 8th consecutive 3 pointer from the logo.” 

[JDUBB4AU 5,121]

12 hours ago, Maverick.AU said:

This will still serve at as the game thread and if we lose blame me 

Love the early thread start. Can we go ahead and start arguing and bitching?? Haaaaaa 

[JDUBB4AU 5,121]

I love the trash talk between Oats and Pearl. BEAT BAMAS ASS!!!!!!!!!!