The newest childrens book author

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Associated Press

NEW YORK

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Meet the latest children's author, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and his Portuguese Water Dog, Splash, his co-protagonist in "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C."

Scholastic Inc. will release the book in May.

"I am very excited about the opportunity to create a book for young readers and their families that will deepen their understanding of how our American government works," Kennedy said in a statement Monday issued by Scholastic.

According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

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Anyone else find the name of his dog somewhat ironic? Splash? Why not go ahead and name the thing Mary Jo, Chappaquiddic, or Ginny.

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I saw that as well and could not help but draw the same conclusion. Sometimes it is just too easy.

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Have you heard about the follow up book?

It's about a young hunter named Lee Harvey.

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According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Chapter 1: 10:00am Cocktail Time

Chapter 2: 11:30am Time to go to work

Chapter 3: 12:00pm Lunch/Cocktail Time

Chapter 4: 3:30 Back to Work

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According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Chapter 1: 10:00am Cocktail Time

Chapter 2: 11:30am Time to go to work

Chapter 3: 12:00pm Lunch/Cocktail Time

Chapter 4: 3:30 Back to Work

...

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Chapter 5: 5:00pm Happy Hour and Beyond

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According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Chapter 1: 10:00am Cocktail Time

Chapter 2: 11:30am Time to go to work

Chapter 3: 12:00pm Lunch/Cocktail Time

Chapter 4: 3:30 Back to Work

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Chapter 5: 5:00pm Happy Hour and Beyond

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Chapter 6: 9:00pm One More for the Road

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According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Chapter 1: 10:00am Cocktail Time

Chapter 2: 11:30am Time to go to work

Chapter 3: 12:00pm Lunch/Cocktail Time

Chapter 4: 3:30 Back to Work

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Chapter 5: 5:00pm Happy Hour and Beyond

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Chapter 6: 9:00pm One More for the Road

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Chapter 7: 12:00am A Post-Swim Nightcap

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According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Chapter 1: 10:00am Cocktail Time

Chapter 2: 11:30am Time to go to work

Chapter 3: 12:00pm Lunch/Cocktail Time

Chapter 4: 3:30 Back to Work

...

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Chapter 5: 5:00pm Happy Hour and Beyond

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Chapter 6: 9:00pm One More for the Road

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Chapter 7: 12:00am A Post-Swim Nightcap

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Chapter 8: 2:00am Lights and Sirens at the front door.

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According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Chapter 1: 10:00am Cocktail Time

Chapter 2: 11:30am Time to go to work

Chapter 3: 12:00pm Lunch/Cocktail Time

Chapter 4: 3:30 Back to Work

...

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Chapter 5: 5:00pm Happy Hour and Beyond

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Chapter 6: 9:00pm One More for the Road

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Chapter 7: 12:00am A Post-Swim Nightcap

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Chapter 8: 2:00am Lights and Sirens at the front door.

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Chapter 9: Call the PR man, have him inform the NY Times there is a right wing conspiracy unfolding and the Republican attack machine is working overtime.

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According to Scholastic, Kennedy's book "not only takes readers through a full day in the Senator's life, but also explains how a bill becomes a law." Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was inspired to write the book from his work with a Washington-based reading program, "Everybody Wins!"

Chapter 1: 10:00am Cocktail Time

Chapter 2: 11:30am Time to go to work

Chapter 3: 12:00pm Lunch/Cocktail Time

Chapter 4: 3:30 Back to Work

...

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Chapter 5: 5:00pm Happy Hour and Beyond

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Chapter 6: 9:00pm One More for the Road

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Chapter 7: 12:00am A Post-Swim Nightcap

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Chapter 8: 2:00am Lights and Sirens at the front door.

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Chapter 9: Call the PR man, have him inform the NY Times there is a right wing conspiracy unfolding and the Republican attack machine is working overtime.

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Chapter 10: 6:00am Have Illegal Alien Housekeeper lay out clothes for press conference.

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Chapter 11: 7:00 am; look at roster of 18 year old Coed Congressional interns and decide which one to hit-on today........

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8:00 a.m. Breakfast with Terry McAuliffe, George Soros, AFL-CIO president, NEA reprehensive, Jessie Jackson, NOW, Gay & Lesbian PAC reprehensive and that idiot Howard Dean.

9:00 a.m. Hold press conference, hold up self and democrats as paradigm of integrity, honor, intellect, wisdom and virtue. Denigrate and disparage republicans and conservatives in every other sentence. Assure the vast unwashed masses that you and the DNC know what they need and when they need it. Remind them to shut up and trust the DNC. (Dang isn't it 12:00 somewhere)

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