Vending Machine

[wareagle1 0]

R: A lesson on how to insert US currency

I: Used condom

[NLAuburn 7]

R: a mike tyson punch in the nuts

I: my wife's pregnant outy bellybutton

[Rednilla 5,391]

R: A lifetime of worry, reward, and concern...

I: Austin Powers' stolen mojo

[TheBCSRobbery 0]

R: Beyonce/Elisabeth Hurley

I:  Auburn Football 2011

[ToraGirl 5,498]

R:  Beyond blessed memories awaiting!

I:   Tuscaloosa Statue of Little Nicky

[Rednilla 5,391]

R: A mass of torch yielding bammers, each with mullet freshly cut and tooth thoroughly cleansed, shouting obscenities and vowing revenge after Little Nicky exits stage left from being pummeled, again, by "Mr. 5 and 19".

I: A melodramatic pause

[ToraGirl 5,498]

R:  A stadium-full of shocked Bammers, post-Iron Bowl 2010

I:  A Toomer's seedling!

[ToraGirl 5,498]

70 x 7 more!

Insert BSPN...

[paheadley 0]

R: The University of Texas

I: Julie-o Jones

[ToraGirl 5,498]

R: The University of Texas

I: Julie-o Jones

A lifetime supply of suits...all shapes, sizes, colors, accessories, to match   

Insert:  The Carolina Panthers!

[Elephant Tipper 430]

R: Future WORLD CHAMPIONS !!!

I: E=MC2

[ToraGirl 5,498]

Guz Malzahn

Insert:  Toomer's Drugstore Lemonade

[21 flames 0]

Another high school senior deciding they want to attend auburn

My HTC EVO

[ToraGirl 5,498]

More, even more obscure T-Town Menswear Photos

Insert:  Aubie

[paheadley 0]

R: One legendary Mascot.

I: Spirit the eagle.

[ToraGirl 5,498]

Insert Spirit, out comes Paul Finebaum, scarred for life, running tail between his legs, for good--to Outer Mongolia.

Insert:  Cammy Cam Juice

[ToraGirl 5,498]

R:  Lifetime supply of bottled, "blessed individual" enthusiasm

I:  Big Blue Bookstore

[AgentOrange 36]

R: Some cool Under Armour shirts

I: Year 2004

[ToraGirl 5,498]

COMPLETE LIFE CHANGE for ToraGirl and family! 

Insert:  "Nick Who Roll What" button from Stamplify...

[AgentOrange 36]

R: Cool shirt

I: A Grapefruit

[ToraGirl 5,498]

R:  Citrus grove plus two passes to Disneyworld

I:  Auburn's "Official" NCAA Clearance

[21 flames 0]

R: No more confused recruits drunk off of the lies of nefarious opposing coaches.

I: The Buffalo Connection

[ToraGirl 5,498]

R:  AYCE wing collection:  lemon pepper, teriyaki, and mild regular for me!

I:  A "Geaux Tigers" purple and gold sweatshirt

[kevon67 2,368]

R: A Court Summons

I: A color photo of David Lee Roth

[ToraGirl 5,498]

R: A Court Summons

I: A color photo of David Lee Roth

R: 1984 on CD

I:  Trent Richardson