Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 That's why I can't let this bad boy die. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me I love this one, My fiance has read all of these and she still can't quit laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Ask her if any of them would work. Especially the deserted parking lot one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Ask her if any of them would work. Especially the deserted parking lot one NOPE!! she already said to me if I would have tried any of these she would have turned me down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 :laugh: :laugh: yeah I wouldn't recommend using any of these irl, unless you're just really good friends with her already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 :laugh: :laugh: yeah I wouldn't recommend using any of these irl, unless you're just really good friends with her already I wouldn't even then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 :laugh: :laugh: yeah I wouldn't recommend using any of these irl, unless you're just really good friends with her already I wouldn't even then Yeah even then you've got to be very carefull about it. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Excuse me does your friend have a number so that I can call you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. If you do it I'll split it with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Excuse me do you Shave or let it grow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 So, you're a girl huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hey? C'mon man that's waaaaaaaay too played out. At least say hey gurl? in a weird voice, if that makes sense in any way. You've got to hear how my click does it. Works every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hey How long have you been pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hey How long have you been pregnant? Now that's more like it. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Excuse me Mam I'm training to be a OBGYN can I see you PU###! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I need help crossing the Street do you mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I think I got something in my pants do you mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. Unfortunately my name's not doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 We must be in Tennessee cause Baby you are the only Ten I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Is it just me or are you Hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUAeroEngineer 0 Posted June 18, 2010 Author Share Posted June 18, 2010 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I want you to live in Texas (why?) cause all my Ex's live in Texas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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