THE ASYLUM

[EagleFlight34 101]

If that damn bird ever shows back up I will tell him!

I got an email from him a few days ago. He had on a sombrero and dark shades. What the hell did you do to him?

[EagleFlight34 101]

Still had both boots, though.

[EagleFlight34 101]

Here lately I have been cooking some of the best grilled chicken I have ever cooked using only McCormick's Rotisserie Chicken rub/seasoning.

Good stuff!

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

I'm thinking claims like that require an invitation and proof.

[telling tiger 156]

Bird? What bird?

[around4ever 4,139]

No, no, no. The first thing you teach a parrot to say is "Freeze sucker!!" "Don't turn around, get on the floor face down"

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

That will only work if the parrot sounds like James Bond.

[EagleFlight34 101]

It would have been more helpful had the parrot said, "This girl is crazy! Run! Don't look back! NOW!".

That chicken was too good to share! Lol

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

I think you are just a bird hog.

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Gee I hate it when it has been 24 hours and I still have back to back posts. Regardless, good morning beautiful absent people.

[telling tiger 156]

Good morning.................

RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry.

I reallyreallyreallyreally hate stupid people. It's a shame there are so damn many of them.

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Were you in the car with me last night? I had this same conversation.

[telling tiger 156]

At various times, yes I was in the car with you last night, it could have well been me...........

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Well obviously if you are feeling the need to point out how many stupid people there are you've either been A. driving or B. in the political forums or C. all of the above.

[telling tiger 156]

I do have an errand to run this morning, but I've not driven yet.........

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Well somehow the stupid people got driver's licenses. I don't know how it happened, but it happened. But I think most of them were driving in Lauderdale, Lawrence and Colbert County so maybe you'll do ok.

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

B. it is then.

[telling tiger 156]

People must be on sleep apnea breathing machines, because they are too inherently stupid to breath on their own while asleep. They actually do not appearing to be getting enough oxygen while awake.

[Barney 10]

Hello...everyone

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

Hello Barney!

[Barney 10]

How is everything?

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

It's lunchbreak so it's all good now. How is your day going?

[Barney 10]

Good. Finished a presentation this morning, and very glad to get it out of the way. Speaking in front of people is not my favorite thing to so.

[Guest FEARLESSANDTRUE]

I don't mind speaking in front of people as long as they do what I tell them to do. LOL! What was your presentation on? Did you use powerpoint?

[telling tiger 156]

And what was Barn speaking about? How is barn? How is barn's job going? Still good I hope...