Roc Thomas granted release

[McLoofus 35,182]

Roc Thomas is moving on from Auburn.

On Tuesday, head coach Gus Malzahn released a two-sentence statement on Thomas, a junior running back.

"Roc Thomas has asked for his release from Auburn and I have granted his request," Malzahn said in the statement. " We wish him nothing but the best moving forward."

http://auburn.247spo...elease-45576783

[Barnacle 9,065]

I'm really sorry this (thread) didn't work out for you, Loof. Thoughts, vibes, karma being sent your way.

[AU64 10,122]

Sorry to see him go. Hope you has a successful career at JSU if that is where he ends up. Meanwhile, that should clear several threads on this forum and allow us to move along and assess blame.

[McLoofus 35,182]

Lol x1000000 to both of you, hahaha.

And thanks, Barnacle, for being there in my time of need.

[Tiger Refuge 6,692]

I got a cold one in the fridge if you need one, Loof.

[ShocksMyBrain 9,419]

I got a cold one in the fridge if you need one, Loof.

Me too, just keep your mitts off the top shelf.

[Warnugget 127]

That stinks. Oh well. Good luck, Roc! WDE!

[McLoofus 35,182]

Shocks, I've got a beer that will blow your top shelf out of the water. You've probably heard of a moon, but have you heard of Blue Moon???

No seriously, thanks for cushioning the blow, fellas. #timestamp #truth

[ShocksMyBrain 9,419]

Shocks, I've got a beer that will blow your top shelf out of the water. You've probably heard of a moon, but have you heard of Blue Moon???

No seriously, thanks for cushioning the blow, fellas. #timestamp #truth

Nah. Blue Moon is too hoppy for me. I deal solely in the A-Rita variants.

[McLoofus 35,182]

I just spit Mike's Hard Lemonade all over my phone

[johnnyAU 3,722]

Mix it with Guiness and have a Black and Blue.

[Tiger Refuge 6,692]

Anyone got an extra Jolly Ranchers? I need one for my Zima.

[johnnyAU 3,722]

Anyone got an extra Jolly Ranchers? I need one for my Zima.

Eat the Jolly Rancher....then pour out the Zima.

[Barnacle 9,065]

I just spit Mike's Hard Lemonade all over my phone

Hahaha

[Tiger Refuge 6,692]

I just spit Mike's Hard Lemonade all over my phone

That alcohol abuse, bruh!

[McLoofus 35,182]

I just spit Mike's Hard Lemonade all over my phone

That alcohol abuse, bruh!

The abusiest!

Had a body building bouncer dude serve me Zima with grenadine in it one time. Not gonna lie, I pretended to like it and didn't laugh in his face. He was terrifying. But kinda not after that.

[ShocksMyBrain 9,419]

I just spit Mike's Hard Lemonade all over my phone

That alcohol abuse, bruh!

The abusiest!

Had a body building bouncer dude serve me Zima with grenadine in it one time. Not gonna lie, I pretended to like it and didn't laugh in his face. He was terrifying. But kinda not after that.

Craft beer? He "don't drink that queer stuff".

I used to love selling Bud Light or Mich Ultra to rednecks/meatheads with that mentality. They'd be a "fruit" if they brought something with flavor...and actual alcohol...to a party with "the guys".

[Mikey 16,781]

Me to my waiter in The Blue Iguana restaurant in Salt Lake City: "Coors Light, please"

Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve horse piss".

Me, after a good laugh: "Ok then, forget beer. I don't know squat about beer. Maker's Mark with one ice cube and a glass of water with my Burrito Supreme".

[triangletiger 1,599]

They serve alcohol in Salt Lake City?

[McLoofus 35,182]

Solid plan B, Mikey!