WarTim 3,457 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Ask "flipper". Q: Why do most people like the smell of "puppy breath"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,481 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A. You need to get new friends if they like the smell of dog breath. Q. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 a: Because they are idiots. b: Better Spin City deputy mayor - Charlie Sheen or Michael J. Fox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 fox playboy or penthouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Penthouse Q: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: PenthouseQ: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 209891[/snapback] They are too stupid to know better. Codeine or Percodan? (I am voting Codeine right now... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Codeine. I went on that trip when I had my wisdom teeth pulled all at once. Q: Paper or plastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: paper. also used to soak up grease off fries and chicken when done cooking them. Q: Why can't you fix stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Because if it were fixed, there wouldn't be anything to talk about. Q: Would you rather be very attractive and dumb or ugly and smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: As I am ugly AND dumb, I wouldn't know. I would prefer Handsome and Smart, but, it just ain't gonna' happen. Q: Why do the three major networks STILL bother with nightly news programs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: cause they think Cable is a "fad" Q: Why do dull people have clean houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Boredom Q: If you are a man and cannot remember the last time you had sex with a woman, are you gay or married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vatz22au 142 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Married Q: Ford or Chevy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Chevy Q: Why is a State Trooper ALWAYS around when you are SPEEDING? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,481 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A. Why are you always speeding around state troopers? Q. Is stupid hereditary or behavioral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigermike 3,078 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Stupid is as stupid does Q: Is a small pig called a hamlet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 a: No, it is called Houston Nutt. q: More annoying, Aubie7 or PowerI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 No contest....right? Why do Hollywood stars feel it is their responsibility to use their stardom as a platform to enlighten us all with their views? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Because they are liberals. That is what they do. Q: Why do we need an alternative to A-Z Rock n Roll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: We don't. Q: Why do women lie, cheat, and spend all the money we earn and then make us out to be the bad guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saniflush 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: cause they all have snakes in their heads...aka medusa Q: Why do they accuse us of having snakes in our pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Because we do. Q: Who will be the next Governor of Alabama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Liger 0 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 A: Hank Williams, Jr. in a landslide. Q: Anyone out there aware besides me that bammer has actually only TWO NC's to their credit and NOT 12? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 a: It is actually 5 NCAA titles for Bama, all in Women's Gymnastics. The NCAA does not crown any Division 1-A football champions. q: How many NCAA titles does Auburn have? (hint: More than 5.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 They've got more than 5 in swimming alone. And I wouldn't claim 12 even if that were the correct number. If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a freakin' song about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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