Holiday Greetings to my Liberal and Conservative Friends

[WillMunny 1,445]

Happy Holidays everyone.  I have family and friends on both sides of the political aisle.  My holiday greetings are sincere, politically correct, and, most importantly, tongue-in-cheek:

To My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2024, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishes.

To My Conservative Friends: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Edited November 24, 2023 by WillMunny

[aubiefifty 17,492]

4 minutes ago, WillMunny said:

Happy Holidays everyone.  I have family and friends on both sides of the political aisle.  My holiday greetings are sincere, politically correct, and, most importantly, tongue-in-cheek:

To My Liberal Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2024 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

To My Conservative Friends: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

now i am confused. i am a lib that still says merry christmas.great post. oh! you left out the mentally challenged like me.............grins

[WillMunny 1,445]

1 minute ago, aubiefifty said:

now i am confused. i am a lib that still says merry christmas.great post. oh! you left out the mentally challenged like me.............grins

My mom was a lib, my dad conservative.  My son is conservative, his wife is a lib.  We all get along, even every 4 years in November.

[I_M4_AU 8,600]

Live is simple for conservatives. 

[TexasTiger 13,559]

24 minutes ago, I_M4_AU said:

Live is simple for conservatives. 

They find the lax syntax rules a true blessing.

[auburnatl1 5,727]

We’re the majority and still always get left out. Even on a friggin happy holidays wish!😎