You don't "find" Batman. Batman finds you!

[Tiger in Spain 0]

I don't get it. A Batman sighting is no cause for alarm. But if it's a Joker or Penguin sighting, then that's when you call Police Commissioner Gordon.

Three AZ. Schools Put On Lockdown After Batman Sighting

SCOTTSDALE, AZ. (AP) -- To an Arizona middle school, Batman!

Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes this morning. That after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert.

Police combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.

The result - no Batman.

Says a police spokesman: "It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone.''

To the Bat Link

[Guest Tigrinum Major]

The Joker and Penguin are retired. Now, if Bane had been seen...

[Tiger in Spain 0]

The Joker and Penguin are retired.

That's what they want you to think.

[autiger518 1]

I don't get it. A Batman sighting is no cause for alarm. But if it's a Joker or Penguin sighting, then that's when you call Police Commissioner Gordon.

Three AZ. Schools Put On Lockdown After Batman Sighting

SCOTTSDALE, AZ. (AP) -- To an Arizona middle school, Batman!

Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes this morning. That after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert.

Police combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.

The result - no Batman.

Says a police spokesman: "It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone.''

To the Bat Link

Did they find anything?

[abrnfanatc 6]

The Joker and Penguin are retired.

That's what they want you to think.

Check the Scottsdale phone book for a Mr. P.N. Guin.

[aumd03 2]

I don't get it. A Batman sighting is no cause for alarm. But if it's a Joker or Penguin sighting, then that's when you call Police Commissioner Gordon.

Three AZ. Schools Put On Lockdown After Batman Sighting

SCOTTSDALE, AZ. (AP) -- To an Arizona middle school, Batman!

Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes this morning. That after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert.

Police combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.

The result - no Batman.

Says a police spokesman: "It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone.''

To the Bat Link

Did they find anything?

We ain't found $hit!