Questions asked by returning players

[AUpreacherman22 3,885]

Just for fun, what questions can you imagine our returning offensive players asked the new coaches in meetings this off-season?   
 

For example:   Bo - “Wait, so you’re saying that throwing it to the TE is legal?”

OR  JSS - “I’m sorry coach, but I don’t see the CoxCat formation in my playbook”.  
 

What are your thoughts?

[WDE_OxPx_2010 5,296]

WR- "What's a slant?"

TE- "so who do I block when I'm supposed to run one of these hot routes?"

RB- "why aren't we running the same play after every first down?"

QB- "what's a 3 step drop?"

OL - "what's a passer pocket?"

[W.E.D 11,070]

Why would they ask these questions when there was a spring practice?

[AUpreacherman22 3,885]

Worm - “So you’re saying I can do more than just one running play?”

[Gowebb11 9,314]

Anders Carlson: why am I not getting to play as much as I used too?

[bigbird 60,509]

Coach Friend, I'm ready!

- Jacob Quattlebaum

 

[Tigerpro2a 5,650]

Whole team-

"So which practices and meetings are mandatory?"

 

[fishepa 1,902]

"We were told that the fastest guy in college football is only allowed to catch passes behind the line of scrimmage."

[steeleagle 2,945]

18 hours ago, W.E.D said:

Why would they ask these questions when there was a spring practice?

bc the OP said " during the off-season"....

[oracle79 3,569]

Backup skill positions on offense: "So we have to learn the entire playbook?"

Backside receivers on passing routes: "So no more FAB routes?" (FYI...FAB stands for eff around backside)

QB's: "Hold up, so if there are 8 or more in the box we can change from a running to a passing play?"

RB's: "So I get a breather after breaking a 50+ yard run?"

Entire offense: "What do you mean it's legal to throw between the hashes and past the line of scrimmage?"

[IronMan70 3,277]

OL: "You've taken the reverse summersault block and the air block out of the playbook ?" 

 

[bootskii 264]

Team: Are we going with the game plan we learned this week in practice or are we completely changing it right before the game?

Edited July 28, 2021 by bootskii

[Hopsing 577]

Who will be the twirly bird specialist?

[augolf1716 21,109]

1 hour ago, bootskii said:

Team: Are we going with the game plan we learned this week in practice or are we completely changing it right before the game?

Both it works better that way

[Tiger 8,820]

Why are the coaches allowed to cuss now? 

[JDUBB4AU 5,112]

Practice ? Lifting weights ? What is this some kind of attempt to be an elite level FBS program ?

[bigbird 60,509]

Can someone show me how to get my i8 out of first?

[augolf1716 21,109]

1 hour ago, bigbird said:

Can someone show me how to get my i8 out of first?

Now that's actually funny.....

[Swamp Eagle 5,134]

“Do you have crotch itch, too, Coach?”

Edited July 29, 2021 by Swamp Eagle

[CCTAU 3,314]

You mean we get to fly to the USCe game?

Oh. never mind...

 

[steeleagle 2,945]

2 hours ago, CCTAU said:

You mean we get to fly to the USCe game?

Oh. never mind...

 

25 stadium runs by August 1st?

Coach, have you got Coach Malzahn's number on you?

[Tigerpro2a 5,650]

So there is no buyback for bringing 3 timeout into half-time?

[Hopsing 577]

Could you remind me how we line up in the sugar huddle?

[Carnell 592]

WHAT is that.  The QB can actually line up under center.