AUpreacherman22 3,888 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Just for fun, what questions can you imagine our returning offensive players asked the new coaches in meetings this off-season? For example: Bo - “Wait, so you’re saying that throwing it to the TE is legal?” OR JSS - “I’m sorry coach, but I don’t see the CoxCat formation in my playbook”. What are your thoughts? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDE_OxPx_2010 5,305 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 WR- "What's a slant?" TE- "so who do I block when I'm supposed to run one of these hot routes?" RB- "why aren't we running the same play after every first down?" QB- "what's a 3 step drop?" OL - "what's a passer pocket?" 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W.E.D 11,070 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Why would they ask these questions when there was a spring practice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUpreacherman22 3,888 Posted July 28, 2021 Author Share Posted July 28, 2021 Worm - “So you’re saying I can do more than just one running play?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gowebb11 9,339 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Anders Carlson: why am I not getting to play as much as I used too? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,573 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Coach Friend, I'm ready! - Jacob Quattlebaum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpro2a 5,650 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Whole team- "So which practices and meetings are mandatory?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishepa 1,906 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 "We were told that the fastest guy in college football is only allowed to catch passes behind the line of scrimmage." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steeleagle 2,945 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 18 hours ago, W.E.D said: Why would they ask these questions when there was a spring practice? bc the OP said " during the off-season".... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oracle79 3,569 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Backup skill positions on offense: "So we have to learn the entire playbook?" Backside receivers on passing routes: "So no more FAB routes?" (FYI...FAB stands for eff around backside) QB's: "Hold up, so if there are 8 or more in the box we can change from a running to a passing play?" RB's: "So I get a breather after breaking a 50+ yard run?" Entire offense: "What do you mean it's legal to throw between the hashes and past the line of scrimmage?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronMan70 3,277 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 OL: "You've taken the reverse summersault block and the air block out of the playbook ?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootskii 264 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 (edited) Team: Are we going with the game plan we learned this week in practice or are we completely changing it right before the game? Edited July 28, 2021 by bootskii 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsing 583 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Who will be the twirly bird specialist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,221 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, bootskii said: Team: Are we going with the game plan we learned this week in practice or are we completely changing it right before the game? Both it works better that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger 8,829 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Why are the coaches allowed to cuss now? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDUBB4AU 5,121 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Practice ? Lifting weights ? What is this some kind of attempt to be an elite level FBS program ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,573 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Can someone show me how to get my i8 out of first? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,221 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 1 hour ago, bigbird said: Can someone show me how to get my i8 out of first? Now that's actually funny..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamp Eagle 5,144 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 (edited) “Do you have crotch itch, too, Coach?” Edited July 29, 2021 by Swamp Eagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCTAU 3,334 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 You mean we get to fly to the USCe game? Oh. never mind... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steeleagle 2,945 Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 2 hours ago, CCTAU said: You mean we get to fly to the USCe game? Oh. never mind... 25 stadium runs by August 1st? Coach, have you got Coach Malzahn's number on you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpro2a 5,650 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 So there is no buyback for bringing 3 timeout into half-time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsing 583 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Could you remind me how we line up in the sugar huddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnell 592 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 WHAT is that. The QB can actually line up under center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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