**Official** New Auburn OL coach Herb Hand

[gravejd 3,270]

Time is running out.

For what? Firing Gus, Lashlee, Jacobs et al?

Probably running out of time to hire Rocker or Shannon

[augrad68 165]

I like the way Coach Hand recruits. This is from al.com:

"I've cooked a meal for a recruit before," Hand said on Reddit. "It was - Bacon, Bleu Cheese and Grape flatbread drizzled with honey - Wedge Salad (simple but delicious) - Crab stuffed filet mignon seared in bacon fat - grilled squash medley - sautéed asparagus - parmesan pasta - pecan crusted vanilla ice cream ball over a fudge brownie with salted caramel sauce for desert - CLOSED THE DEAL."

[I_M4_AU 7,867]

Well I believe wde he hasn't been wrong yet that I've seen. DC is on staff, JF3 is already on campus so I don't see any hurdles. I'm excited about it

I know for a fact DC is coaching JF3. AU is also putting JF3 on a eating diet. Eat everything he can.

...and DC coaches wide receivers.

AU brought in JF3 to play QB. And that's what DC is going to coach him to do.

The fact that DC is coaching JF3 to play QB begs the question; Is DC also coaching the other QBs? If so, what does that mean for CRL? If DC is only coaching JF3 to play QB, where does that leave the other QBs during this competition? Interesting times on the offensive side of the ball.

[cole256 17,084]

Well I believe wde he hasn't been wrong yet that I've seen. DC is on staff, JF3 is already on campus so I don't see any hurdles. I'm excited about it

I know for a fact DC is coaching JF3. AU is also putting JF3 on a eating diet. Eat everything he can.

...and DC coaches wide receivers.

AU brought in JF3 to play QB. And that's what DC is going to coach him to do.

The fact that DC is coaching JF3 to play QB begs the question; Is DC also coaching the other QBs? If so, what does that mean for CRL? If DC is only coaching JF3 to play QB, where does that leave the other QBs during this competition? Interesting times on the offensive side of the ball.

Great perspective

[McLoofus 35,182]

Well I believe wde he hasn't been wrong yet that I've seen. DC is on staff, JF3 is already on campus so I don't see any hurdles. I'm excited about it

I know for a fact DC is coaching JF3. AU is also putting JF3 on a eating diet. Eat everything he can.

...and DC coaches wide receivers.

AU brought in JF3 to play QB. And that's what DC is going to coach him to do.

The fact that DC is coaching JF3 to play QB begs the question; Is DC also coaching the other QBs? If so, what does that mean for CRL? If DC is only coaching JF3 to play QB, where does that leave the other QBs during this competition? Interesting times on the offensive side of the ball.

Yeah, I asked that question earlier. I don't think there's an answer yet.

[Tiger 8,829]

I was wondering the same thing. It sounds like it could be a huge mess unless Lashlee is reassigned or finds work elsewhere.

[AU-24 3,107]

Aloha Mr. Hand!

Thanks for the memory. That was long before Sean Penn knew he was going to help capture one of the world's worst drug dealers. LOL!

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Hey dude did you hear that? Dude, that's my skull!

Doesn't anyone knock on the bathroom door anymore?

[Harp_AU2013 221]

Would CRL and CDC just switch coaching positions? I don't think Gus is going to tell Rhett to leave so if he doesn't find something else would they just not make the switch and have DC coach QBs and call plays and have Rhett coach WRs?

[AU-24 3,107]

You know Mr Hand I've been thinking: If I'm here and you're here, isn't it.....our time?

And what's the matter with a-little chow on.......our time?

[AUbritt 611]

Aloha Mr. Hand!

Thanks for the memory. That was long before Sean Penn knew he was going to help capture one of the world's worst drug dealers. LOL!

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Hey dude did you hear that? Dude, that's my skull!

Doesn't anyone knock on the bathroom door anymore?

Surprised no one has worked that scene into any hand puns.

[McLoofus 35,182]

Surprised no one has worked that scene into any hand puns.

Get a hold of yourself.

[AUbritt 611]

Surprised no one has worked that scene into any hand puns.

Get a hold of yourself.

[AUld fAUx@ 2,584]

Aloha Mr. Hand!

Thanks for the memory. That was long before Sean Penn knew he was going to help capture one of the world's worst drug dealers. LOL!

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Hey dude did you hear that? Dude, that's my skull!

Doesn't anyone knock on the bathroom door anymore?

Surprised no one has worked that scene into any hand puns.

Actually my biggest surprise is the apparent stealth of Doc's at #50

'Course, I wouldn't touch it and it ain't my job.

[AUbritt 611]

Aloha Mr. Hand!

Thanks for the memory. That was long before Sean Penn knew he was going to help capture one of the world's worst drug dealers. LOL!

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Hey dude did you hear that? Dude, that's my skull!

Doesn't anyone knock on the bathroom door anymore?

Surprised no one has worked that scene into any hand puns.

Actually my biggest surprise is the apparent stealth of Doc's at #50

'Course, I wouldn't touch it and it ain't my job.

:laugh:

[McLoofus 35,182]

'Course, I wouldn't touch it and it ain't my job.

Why are you bringing up jobs in a Hand thread? Unless we're talking about Hand's job, or the way we tend to hand jobs out to assistant coaches these days.

And whatever happened to Judge Reinhold, anyway? Dude had the world in his hand after FTARH and Beverly Hills Cop.

[AUld fAUx@ 2,584]

'Course, I wouldn't touch it and it ain't my job.

Why are you bringing up jobs in a Hand thread? Unless we're talking about Hand's job, or the way we tend to hand jobs out to assistant coaches these days.

And whatever happened to Judge Reinhold, anyway? Dude had the world in his hand after FTARH and Beverly Hills Cop.

Thank You for the reference! I was missing so many obvious jokes, thought I'd gone blind.

[PigskinPat 2,579]

^^Bout time this thread got good. ^^

Glad I had a hand in it.

;)/>

Subtle. I like it.

Gotta hand it to me, huh?

Finding out who's got tolerance for puns.

???

So ... you can't handle too many puns?

Only the Big Puns

I like Big Puns and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!

[AUld fAUx@ 2,584]

^^Bout time this thread got good. ^^

Glad I had a hand in it.

;)/>

Subtle. I like it.

Gotta hand it to me, huh?

Finding out who's got tolerance for puns.

???

So ... you can't handle too many puns?

Only the Big Puns

I like Big Puns and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!

Aha! Another one I wasn't getting. Seems I've been blindly feeling my way through this entire thread.

[AUbritt 611]

^^Bout time this thread got good. ^^

Glad I had a hand in it.

;)/>

Subtle. I like it.

Gotta hand it to me, huh?

Finding out who's got tolerance for puns.

???

So ... you can't handle too many puns?

Only the Big Puns

I like Big Puns and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!

Aha! Another one I wasn't getting. Seems I've been blindly feeling my way through this entire thread.

Not gonna touch that one.

[PigskinPat 2,579]

^^Bout time this thread got good. ^^

Glad I had a hand in it.

;)/>

Subtle. I like it.

Gotta hand it to me, huh?

Finding out who's got tolerance for puns.

???

So ... you can't handle too many puns?

Only the Big Puns

I like Big Puns and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!

Aha! Another one I wasn't getting. Seems I've been blindly feeling my way through this entire thread.

Not gonna touch that one.

Is that you, Hammer??

[triangletiger 1,599]

[ausburn 159]

'Course, I wouldn't touch it and it ain't my job.

Why are you bringing up jobs in a Hand thread? Unless we're talking about Hand's job, or the way we tend to hand jobs out to assistant coaches these days.

And whatever happened to Judge Reinhold, anyway? Dude had the world in his hand after FTARH and Beverly Hills Cop.

[McLoofus 35,182]

^Yup.

[LKEEL75 2,566]

'Course, I wouldn't touch it and it ain't my job.

Why are you bringing up jobs in a Hand thread? Unless we're talking about Hand's job, or the way we tend to hand jobs out to assistant coaches these days.

And whatever happened to Judge Reinhold, anyway? Dude had the world in his hand after FTARH and Beverly Hills Cop.

As many would say Google is your friend... link

[ShocksMyBrain 9,368]

'Course, I wouldn't touch it and it ain't my job.

Why are you bringing up jobs in a Hand thread? Unless we're talking about Hand's job, or the way we tend to hand jobs out to assistant coaches these days.

And whatever happened to Judge Reinhold, anyway? Dude had the world in his hand after FTARH and Beverly Hills Cop.

I was always more of a Vice Versa kind of guy myself.