Epstein dead...

[homersapien 11,379]

On 8/14/2019 at 3:18 PM, japantiger said:

Is anyone going to be surprised when this turns out to be normal government bafoonery? 

Which of these guys were his guards?

OR, 

OR finally:

 

[TexasTiger 12,897]

Really good think this is on the smack talk forum. Great fit.

[DKW 86 7,425]

[TexasTiger 12,897]

Good to know time doesn’t diminish Clinton derangement syndrome.

[Mikey 16,605]

The organist at Epstein's funeral should have this ready to play when the Clintons walk in:

 

[japantiger 4,051]

Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To Be Outed As Perverts 

U.S.—Stunned meteorologists reported Wednesday that the sea level has risen an astonishing 300 feet overnight, as the sweat from celebrities trying to cover up their sexual harassment scandals rained down “in buckets.”

Vast swathes of the United States are now entirely underwater, including major coastal cities and regions, as the investigations into various celebrities and TV personalities continue.

“This is a worldwide disaster,” one NBC News anchor (not Matt Lauer) said. “We saw an uptick when Harvey Weinstein’s deviant behavior came to light, but when it became clear the revelations wouldn’t be slowing down anytime soon, celebrities and otherwise powerful individuals all across the nation began sweating profusely.”

At publishing time, FEMA disaster officials had recommended that all yet-to-be-outed celebrity perverts simply confess their sins, repent, and find peace with God in Christ, in order to avoid further guilt and flooding.

https://babylonbee.com/news/sea-level-rises-hundreds-feet-due-sweat-celebrities-waiting-outed-perverts