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Coach Candidates Thread (OP Updated 12/22)


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Just now, Beaker said:

Ok, well the call between Tim Cook and Phil Knight ended and I will share what I learn later.

 

 

They collaborating on a new shoeputer? The future is now!

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14 minutes ago, Beaker said:

Ok, well the call between Tim Cook and Phil Knight ended and I will share what I learn later.

 

 

An I-Phone that changes garish colors with weird combinations every week?

An all white-and-glass athletic complex?

A running shoe made with forced la...oh, wait

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20 minutes ago, Beaker said:

Ok, well the call between Tim Cook and Phil Knight ended and I will share what I learn later.

 

 

That was a long phone call...

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I agree, I'll see you guys over in the basketball forum in about 15 minutes

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1 hour ago, cole256 said:

Heim's in Fort worth is amazing

Well these came off my smoker.  Tasty too.

If you ever get back to Dallas area, check out Cattle-ack.  It's all waygu bbq

 

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1 hour ago, bigbird said:

My daughter was accepted and is going to UT, so I'll be over that way more often. I'm just saying...

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Give me a call man.  I'll take you to some spots.

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Well, I've said my piece so it is what it is. Whoever the next coach is I just hope we aren't reliving this nightmare of a coaching search in 4 years or less.

 

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40 minutes ago, JBiGGiE said:

That was a long phone call...

Yeah, seems like it.   Just took me a while to hack back into Tim Cook's phone.   Short call it looks like.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Zeek said:

 

I agree, I'll see you guys over in the basketball forum in about 15 minutes

May have to lock the thread til a coach is named...trailing at HT.

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5 hours ago, Beaker said:

stepped down because of stress (see Urban Meyer)

also doesn't know which state Auburn resides in

Maybe we should take a page out of the Washington playbook. After Peterson resigned, apparently they hired their DC, and they've won 75% of their games this year! Let's hire Kevin Steele!!!

 

Relax I'm only kidding. 

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4 hours ago, Zeek said:

I'm about to leave this dumb a** Locked on Auburn discord. These morons are so convinced it's Steele they're going to give me an aneurysm.

I listened to them this morning. I don't think they really think that. It sounded like they were just annoyed that we didn't have a hire locked in, and seem to think we have no real plan for who to pursue. The "it is going to be Steele" comments were essentially just them saying, "it feels like we're messing this one up. At this point, us hiring Steele would only be a mild surprise." Notice, after saying it, the spend about 5 minutes calling it the dumbest move of all time if we did it. 

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Very random, but history says next year might be good...the last five seasons with 2021's calendar, we've had a record of 52-9 and beaten at least one of the Turds and Leg Humpers.

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